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Kane Talks About the Significance of May 19th
WWE RAW
May 22nd, 2006

Happy May 19th, everyone! As usual, stay as far away from Kane as you possibly can today!

Reader fraulein-brittanica sent this to us, and I don’t think there’d be a better way for Kane to retire from his wrestling career than going into politics. I’m sure that all the insane storylines he’s had in his career will come back against him, but in this case, we’re talking about him running in Tennessee… they just might vote for a man who wears a burnt skin-mask and regularly sets people on fire.

Sure, There’s a Kane Soundboard
But nothing he can say is more disturbing than this image.

Sure, There’s a Kane Soundboard

But nothing he can say is more disturbing than this image.

+ The WWF Champion: Kane [6/29/1998]
Classic Kane will always be the best Kane, but I seemed to have forgotten the fact that the redesigned Winged Eagle WWF Championship used to have the classic logo instead of the scratch one. Weird…

The WWF Champion: Kane [6/29/1998]

Classic Kane will always be the best Kane, but I seemed to have forgotten the fact that the redesigned Winged Eagle WWF Championship used to have the classic logo instead of the scratch one. Weird…

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Last night, I wore this Kane mask to Raw and like a half hour in, the security person told me to take it off for the rest of the show or and then asked if the seat I was on was my seat? I was told not to put it back on or I would be moved (Raw is Generico?) Kane was wrestling in the main event also. He may not wear this same mask but still IT’S A WWE SHOW AND IT’S A KANE MASK. (I was probably scaring children anyway because I looked like a psycho but that’s not the point.)
[Drop Toehold says: Weird, weird story. I cannot imagine why the WWE higher ups would care about something like this since every now and then you’ll see a Hogan or Savage cosplayer in the crowd, so I’m assuming that it might have to do with the venue and full-faced masks. Hell, I know a guy that dresses as Gene Simmons (in full armor and 7-inch dragonscale platform boots at RAW shows in California, and he never gets shit for it!]

Last night, I wore this Kane mask to Raw and like a half hour in, the security person told me to take it off for the rest of the show or and then asked if the seat I was on was my seat? I was told not to put it back on or I would be moved (Raw is Generico?) Kane was wrestling in the main event also. He may not wear this same mask but still IT’S A WWE SHOW AND IT’S A KANE MASK. (I was probably scaring children anyway because I looked like a psycho but that’s not the point.)

[Drop Toehold says: Weird, weird story. I cannot imagine why the WWE higher ups would care about something like this since every now and then you’ll see a Hogan or Savage cosplayer in the crowd, so I’m assuming that it might have to do with the venue and full-faced masks. Hell, I know a guy that dresses as Gene Simmons (in full armor and 7-inch dragonscale platform boots at RAW shows in California, and he never gets shit for it!]

Kane - WWF Survivor Series [11/18/2001]

Holy God, that’s one uggggly attire on the Big Red Machine. Gross.

+ sailorswayze:




wrestling is LIKE A MAGICAL GIRL ANIME AM RIGHT (cricket chrips)
im so sorry jesus




Please don’t ever apologize for these - they’re fantastic, and I would watch the everloving heck out of a magical girl anime with wrestlers.
(Don’t lie to yourselves, some of you would too. -HK)

sailorswayze:

wrestling is LIKE A MAGICAL GIRL ANIME AM RIGHT (cricket chrips)

im so sorry jesus

Please don’t ever apologize for these - they’re fantastic, and I would watch the everloving heck out of a magical girl anime with wrestlers.

(Don’t lie to yourselves, some of you would too. -HK)

+ Kane Chokes Big E Langston - WWE WrestleMania 29 [4/7/2013]
Sorry, Big E… that camera man ain’t gonna help you out of this one.

Kane Chokes Big E Langston - WWE WrestleMania 29 [4/7/2013]

Sorry, Big E… that camera man ain’t gonna help you out of this one.

sailorswayze:

we can only hope

Hey, man, if you want to roll with the gang you have to fit in, right?

The JBL And Cole Show
Episode 20
April 12th, 2013

No one at my job can understand why I’m laughing so hard I can’t have a conversation.

(Special thanks to this-place-has-gone-bananas for the source information!)