Promo of the Day
Kane Talks About the Significance of May 19th
May 22nd, 2006
Happy May 19th, everyone! As usual, stay as far away from Kane as you possibly can today!
“Still pure rumor mill for now, but sources close to the one-time World Heavyweight Champion World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) superstar (among many other wrestling honors) who goes by the name ‘Kane’ tell me that Glenn Jacobs (Kane’s legal name) is ‘open to the possibility of considering a primary campaign against Sen. Lamar Alexander’ for the Tennessee Senate seat Lamar! has held since 2003.”
Reader fraulein-brittanica sent this to us, and I don’t think there’d be a better way for Kane to retire from his wrestling career than going into politics. I’m sure that all the insane storylines he’s had in his career will come back against him, but in this case, we’re talking about him running in Tennessee… they just might vote for a man who wears a burnt skin-mask and regularly sets people on fire.
But nothing he can say is more disturbing than this image.
The WWF Champion: Kane [6/29/1998]
Classic Kane will always be the best Kane, but I seemed to have forgotten the fact that the redesigned Winged Eagle WWF Championship used to have the classic logo instead of the scratch one. Weird…
Kane - WWF Survivor Series [11/18/2001]
Holy God, that’s one uggggly attire on the Big Red Machine. Gross.
wrestling is LIKE A MAGICAL GIRL ANIME AM RIGHT (cricket chrips)
im so sorry jesus
Please don’t ever apologize for these - they’re fantastic, and I would watch the everloving heck out of a magical girl anime with wrestlers.
(Don’t lie to yourselves, some of you would too. -HK)
Kane Chokes Big E Langston - WWE WrestleMania 29 [4/7/2013]
Sorry, Big E… that camera man ain’t gonna help you out of this one.
we can only hope
Hey, man, if you want to roll with the gang you have to fit in, right?
The JBL And Cole Show
April 12th, 2013
No one at my job can understand why I’m laughing so hard I can’t have a conversation.
(Special thanks to this-place-has-gone-bananas for the source information!)