Some of the contents of my level one Batiri Mystery Bag. The back of the Valentine says “NO ONE LOVES YOU”, by the way.
If you’ve ever wondered if you should buy a Mystery Bag from The Batiri, the answer is a resounding “God yes go do that now”. This is just a sample of some of the neat (?) stuff you may receive. Just… just don’t get the Level 10. I did, because I’m that guy, and it wasn’t pretty (there was a Wawa hoagie in it that I had to actively dissuade my cats from eating).
Match of the Day:
The Batiri vs The Throwbacks
CHIKARA Odyssey of the Twelfth Talisman
September 17th, 2011
As a special bonus, have commentary from WWE “Superstar” Kizarny.
Veronica Ticklefeather, sporting Dusty Rhodes’ Summerslam hat, leads AIW Tag Team Champions The Batiri to the ring to do battle with former champions Aeroform. Veronica’s association with The Batiri isn’t yet clear, but her claim that she only represents winners has translated into success for both beauty and her two beasts. See the demonic duo in action by purchasing POINT BREAK from shop.aiwrestling.com.
Is the CHIKARAtorium an officially sectioned podcast of Chikara? Is this a real thing? Is that Comic Sans? Who are these people?
The Batiri: Your new favorite tag team.