John Cena - “Bad, Bad Man” (ft. Bumpy Knuckles)

Not gonna lie… I was expecting worse. The backing track is not half-bad.

A bit repetitive, but Jack Swagger’s theme “Patriot” could easily work as the music bed for a Fox News “WAR IN AMERICA: ILLEGAL ALIEN INVASION” bumper.

It wasn’t till I saw Colt Cabana wrestle live until I realized that his Art of Wrestling podcast theme had actual words to it!

I absolutely loved Perry Saturn’s WCW theme as it’s immediately clear what real song it’s ripping off. The drums, the sirens, that heavy riff; fucking perfection, man.

I remember ripping this from the WCW Mayhem PlayStation game just so that I could listen to it on my ride home on the school-bus. In fact, I had a cassette tape devoted to all the WCW themes AND WWF themes at that time… I was such a geek.

Is there anyway we could bring this theme back to the WWE? Surely, there’s a wrestler on the roster right now that would benefit by resurrecting Ken Shamrock’s old entrance music?

I dare you to listen to this and NOT automatically start your own King and Jim Ross banter back and forth in your head during the breakdown.

I know I did.

I think we could all use a little bit of this to help get us through the day. Say it with me now…

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Seemed appropriate for today.

If anybody was hoping that Monday’s debut of Brodus Clay was something that would be retooled and reshaped into something else, I’d like to point out that the WWE released his theme, “Somebody Call My Momma”, on iTunes.

It’s official.  The Funkasaurus Era has begun.

Seriously, not only did The Brood have excellent music, they also had one of the most memorable entrances during the Attitude Era.  Having Gangrel, Edge, and Christian seemingly rise up straight from the fiery pits pf Hell was pretty intense.

Also, who could forget the insane amount of blood that rained from the rafters upon their rivals?  Absolutely incredible!